I am in my early 40s. I dated a guy for a few weeks and the second time we had sex he had on a pair of Joe Boxer shorts that said "The Big Banana" on them. He told me his mother had gotten them for him! Total dating deal breaker.

I drove 4 hours to meet a guy I had met online on a dating site. He seemed great, I loved that we shared the same ideas on dating and relationships.We had a great connection.He made me feel really awesome. He was cute in photos, and in person, but when I arrived at his house for a weekend, I realized there was more to his story than meets the eye. He had no job (but was able to find ME a job if I wanted to move there) no car, no license. (He told me he wasn't "into" cars and driving, but the truth is, he got his license taken away from him for having drug paraphernalia in his car) He also was on food stamps (because he said he "deserved" it), and his fridge was completely empty so I starved the whole time I was there. His entire house was filthy, with giant dust balls and hair everywhere. Everything smelled like BO and unwashed butt. The heat never shut off so he sweat constantly and stunk to no end.. Everything I wore, including my skin and hair smelled like it when I came home. His breath smelled like poop ( literally) and he would walk around in the morning with a VERY small boner wearing just his boxers. When I got home and told him it wouldn't work out between us because of his lifestyle choices, he flipped out, accused me of calling him lazy and told me my standards were too high. Deal breaker.

I was dating this guy for a few weeks and I asked him why things didn't work out with his ex-girlfriend. He told me that he wasn't attracted to her. They dated for two years, so I thought maybe their personalities were clashing. He tells me "She had small boobs". Wait, it gets better. Then he tells me, "She also had a burn on her chest from a childhood accident and I wasn't into the whole burn thing.". He said it like it was a bad haircut or something. Deal breaker.

He pulled up to my house and blew his horn for me to come out (this was before everyone had a cell phone). Dressed in a cute top and nice jeans, I headed to his car to meet him. Once I opened the door, he looked at me and said "Is that what you're wearing?" I asked if I was under-dressed (he was in jeans and a blazer) to which he replied, "Yeah. I recommend a skirt, at least". So I ran inside, pride bruised, and changed into a skirt. Then, he took me to a sushi bar in a strip mall (gag) for dinner.

Afterward, he took me to a swimming pool. In an apartment complex. That he didn't even live in. And when I reminded him that I didn't have a swimsuit, he pulled out a white T-shirt and a pair of his boxer shorts. It was still day light and the pool was packed, so I declined the change of clothes and opted to sit poolside (in my ever-so-important skirt) and seeth while he swam. Which he did. For three hours.

The worst part? This was actually our SECOND date. The first date? He "forgot" his wallet. Deal breaker.

The Blind Date: He took me to a crappy chain restaurant and before I could order, ordered us a banana split "to share". During our 'meal', he told me he had something special to show me after dinner. He drove me to a really cute neighborhood I didn't recognize. I assumed he was taking me to a park, or to look at houses (I'm an Architecture major). Instead, he took me to HIS PARENT'S HOUSE. When she answered the door, his mom exclaimed "It's so nice to meet you! We've heard so much about you!" and threw her arms around me. Did I mention this was a blind date? Deal breaker.

Two months into dating this guy he took me to Vegas for a weekend getaway. We did the whole nine yards, hotel, dinners, tickets to Ka.

On the way to the show, he gives me a massive wedgie in the middle of the MGM Grand Casino floor. Onlookers cried out, "Awesome" and, "Congratulations!"

Deal breaker?

I had a great date with a guy at a pub near my house. We went back to my place, had amazing sex and then he left. The next morning he called and said "I like you a lot but I have a girlfriend. But I'd like to meet up again soon." I guess he was just looking for an ongoing side fling? No guy is THAT good. Deal breaker.

I was dating this guy in high school for a few weeks. I finally went over to his house. His parents then held a "family meeting" and they all went downstairs into a bedroom (leaving me upstairs alone watching TV) for over an hour. I could vaguely hear them laughing and talking and it was nothing of a serious nature at all. Deal breaker.

I had been dating a guy several weeks, and at one point we were making out pretty heavily. His phone rings mid-way through and he first) checked to see who it was, in the MIDDLE of a make-out session, and second) picked it up because it was his mom and he wanted to let her know that he'd be home around 11. Unless you're specifically waiting for an important phone call or have an emergency-call job like a doctor or something, don't EVER check your phone when you're on the way to getting some nookie. And if it's your mom, do NOT pick up. He cockblocked himself big time. Both are BIG deal breakers.

When I was 16, I dated a girl who happened to be very Christian. I happen to be an Atheist. This wasn't even the bad part. After about four months of dating, we were at my house. We began making out furiously. After a while, the making out turned to dry-humping. No big deal, right? That's what I though. After we'd stopped, she bolted up, looking horrified. She then took it upon herself to explain, in great detail, how dry-humping is disappointing God, and that she feels that God leaves her side when she misbehaves. I spend the next 20 minutes holding her while she sobbed hysterically. The next week I found out that she'd cheated on me. Twice.
Double Deal breaker.

So I was dating this girl in college, and decided to tell her that I was still friends with my ex, even though I knew she still liked me. That didn't bother her, so it was great. But that got her to talk about her ex... she said how after less than one year of dating in her senior year of high school they talked about marriage and he actually said something about an engagement ring (mind you, I dated my ex for almost 3 years and SHE was the one who didn't want to get married). Anyway, the girl said she took him seriously and was very disappointed to find out he had sex, in public, with a complete stranger at night in a park. And when I proceeded to call him a jerk and how he didn't actually mean what he said about marriage she got all pissy and told me to 'never call him a jerk- you don't know him!'. But ma'am, I know any guy who cheats on his girlfriend is a jerk. Deal breaker.

I was on a date with a guy that I met online. We had exchanged emails and talked on the phone. We went to dinner and afterwards went back to my house. We started making out. Things were getting hot and heavy and he whispered, "Suck my dick, bitch". I thought I must have heard him wrong. I asked him what he had said, and again he repeated, "suck my dick, bitch". At that point I told him I didn't appreciate being spoken to like that and that he needed to leave; I wasn't going to sleep with him then or ever. He told me I should be glad that he didn't make me sleep with him right then. Bad dirty talk and threatening forced sex? Deal breakers.

My friend was waiting for her date to show up. He pulls up in a car, on the passenger side. Driving the car is a woman. My friends asks who the woman is. It’s his ex-wife – it turns out they still live in the same house and share the car. Since he was planning on having a few drinks on his date, he asked his ex-wife to drive him in their shared car from their shared residence to his date. Deal breaker.

My friend is currently online dating. She had a really bad breakup and decided to try for one of those online sites Cupid something or other. Anyway, she went out on a date with this cute guy, things were clicking and all was going well. She went back to his place and they started fooling around. They were practically naked when he suddenly stopped and said, "Just so you know, I'm a virgin." WTF?! Dealbreaker!!! Needless to say, she didn't want her rebound one-night stand to be taking someone's virginity so she gave him a quick sympathy BJ and split. hahahaha! then he wound up stalking her (not so haha). Seriously, though. Why would anyone (a dude, no less) who is about ot get boned for the first time admit that its his first time?! He totally cockblocked himself. Deal breaker.

My ex-boyfriend brewed his own beer. Don't get me wrong - for the most part it was great. Except that when he drank too much of it (which was frequently) it made him incredibly gassy. One night I woke up at about 4 AM gagging on a rotten egg stench so thick and foul I could actually taste it in the back of my mouth. So I got up and, recognizing that he wasn't exactly stinking me out of the bedroom on purpose, went downstairs to sleep on the couch. He woke me up 3 hours later wondering why I wasn't in bed, and when I explained, he got offended that I would leave the bedroom in the middle of the night. Hellishly foul farts? Not necessarily a deal breaker. Getting angry at your girlfriend because your farts force her out of her own bed? Deal breaker.